There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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