This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
