two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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