I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
