I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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