walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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