no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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