Did you just see the Batmobile???
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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