Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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