glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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