i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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