My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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