Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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