i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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