i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
