i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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