So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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