You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Randomize