Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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