i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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