i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
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