we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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