remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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