I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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its like you know when i get waxed
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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