vagina is talking i cant
Edward fifth and chaser hands
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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