Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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