Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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