I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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