Yo dont text me then not text me
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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