I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Congratulations! We have a period
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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