let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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