i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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