No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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