Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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