Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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