we should wear snuggies to the strip club
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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