can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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