i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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