Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Success! We fucked roommates!
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