I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
He did a backflip because drugs
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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