Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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