She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Randomize
