you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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