Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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