you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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