$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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