I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Randomize
