Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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