Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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