And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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