is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I think im going to throw up on grandma
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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