So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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