Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize