honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
This house was built for laser tag.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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